I can see that man’s nipples from here.
I only got one noodle in my slipper.
It’s like, “yay! I get to live on a glass! Oh, I have a neighbor!” Then it drowns in it’s neighbor.
TJ is a spectator sport.
- Kater: You just talked to your roommate from my crotch.
- Jon: It was more like into your crotch.
I’m going to make a profile for your hand so you can be in a relationship with it on Facebook.
I'm not Asian.
- Stacie: Where are you from?
- Masaki: Cambodia.
- Stacie: Really?
- Masaki: No.
- Stacie: How long have you been in the US?
- Masaki: 9 years.
- Stacie: Why did you come over?
- Masaki: To find my real father.
- Stacie: REALLY?!
- Masaki: No...
They are called dildos not dildon’ts.
- Kirby: How do you spell quarem?
- Kater: Q!
- Kirby: ...
- Vron: ...
- Paige: ...
- Kirby: Continue?
Did I Really...
- Kater: Fuck to uteri!
- Court: Yesss!
- Kater: Did I really just make that into a sentence?
- Court: Yes. Yes you did.