I can see that man’s nipples from here.
Kater

I only got one noodle in my slipper.
TJ

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It’s like, “yay! I get to live on a glass! Oh, I have a neighbor!” Then it drowns in it’s neighbor.
Kirbstomp

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TJ is a spectator sport.
Jon

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Crotch Talk

  • Kater: You just talked to your roommate from my crotch.
  • Jon: It was more like into your crotch.

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I’m going to make a profile for your hand so you can be in a relationship with it on Facebook.
Krys

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I'm not Asian.

  • Stacie: Where are you from?
  • Masaki: Cambodia.
  • Stacie: Really?
  • Masaki: No.
  • Stacie: How long have you been in the US?
  • Masaki: 9 years.
  • Stacie: Why did you come over?
  • Masaki: To find my real father.
  • Stacie: REALLY?!
  • Masaki: No...

They are called dildos not dildon’ts.
TJ

Q!

  • Kirby: How do you spell quarem?
  • Kater: Q!
  • Kirby: ...
  • Vron: ...
  • Paige: ...
  • Kirby: Continue?

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Did I Really...

  • Kater: Fuck to uteri!
  • Court: Yesss!
  • Kater: Did I really just make that into a sentence?
  • Court: Yes. Yes you did.

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