Word Vomits...NSFW

"I can see that man’s nipples from here."

dreaminginthirdperson — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:16:19 -0400

“I can see that man’s nipples from here.”

- Kater

"I only got one noodle in my slipper."

dreaminginthirdperson — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 01:05:19 -0500

“I only got one noodle in my slipper.”

- TJ

"It’s like, “yay! I get to live on a glass! Oh, I have a neighbor!” Then it drowns..."

dreaminginthirdperson — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 00:23:07 -0500

“It’s like, “yay! I get to live on a glass! Oh, I have a neighbor!” Then it drowns in it’s neighbor.”

- Kirbstomp

"TJ is a spectator sport."

dreaminginthirdperson — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:39:29 -0500

“TJ is a spectator sport.”

- Jon

Crotch Talk

dreaminginthirdperson — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 01:43:00 -0500

Kater: You just talked to your roommate from my crotch.
Jon: It was more like into your crotch.

"I’m going to make a profile for your hand so you can be in a relationship with it on Facebook."

dreaminginthirdperson — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 01:17:40 -0500

“I’m going to make a profile for your hand so you can be in a relationship with it on Facebook.”

- Krys

I'm not Asian.

dreaminginthirdperson — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:01:40 -0500

Stacie: Where are you from?
Masaki: Cambodia.
Stacie: Really?
Masaki: No.
Stacie: How long have you been in the US?
Masaki: 9 years.
Stacie: Why did you come over?
Masaki: To find my real father.
Stacie: REALLY?!
Masaki: No...

"They are called dildos not dildon’ts."

dreaminginthirdperson — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 00:22:46 -0500

“They are called dildos not dildon’ts.”

- TJ

Q!

dreaminginthirdperson — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 01:18:14 -0500

Kirby: How do you spell quarem?
Kater: Q!
Kirby:...
Vron:...
Paige: ...
Kirby: Continue?

Did I Really...

dreaminginthirdperson — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 01:15:06 -0500

Kater: Fuck to uteri!
Court: Yesss!
Kater: Did I really just make that into a sentence?
Court: Yes. Yes you did.

On a Mattress..

dreaminginthirdperson — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 21:33:00 -0400

Court: It looks like it is watching a ping pong match.
Kater: What?
Court: What did you think I said?
Kater: Pink on a mattress...

?

dreaminginthirdperson — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 21:31:53 -0400

Kater: What?
Court: What?
Kater: Huh?
Court: What?

"CAT!…I mean hey look at this cute cat…"

dreaminginthirdperson — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 21:21:25 -0400

“CAT!…I mean hey look at this cute cat…”

- Kater

"You were occupied and by occupied I mean like a bathroom stall because someone was inside of you!"

dreaminginthirdperson — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:07:00 -0400

“You were occupied and by occupied I mean like a bathroom stall because someone was inside of you!”

- Kater

"Kitchen unity is at an all time high."

dreaminginthirdperson — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 14:01:05 -0400

“Kitchen unity is at an all time high.”

- Matthew

"I’M IN UNDERWEAR!!"

dreaminginthirdperson — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 12:47:20 -0400

“I’M IN UNDERWEAR!!”

- TJ

"Fuck you bread!"

dreaminginthirdperson — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 12:46:02 -0400

“Fuck you bread!”

- Justin

"That bread did work!"

dreaminginthirdperson — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 12:45:35 -0400

“That bread did work!”

- Justin

"Fuck women! Literally…have sex with them."

dreaminginthirdperson — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 01:17:45 -0400

“Fuck women! Literally…have sex with them.”

- TJ

"Her lips are mute…I mean hips."

dreaminginthirdperson — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 23:29:41 -0400

“Her lips are mute…I mean hips.”

- Kater